Today I beat a mill deck with an insta win combo with my mill deck, had good food and drink, did my job for five hours and talked comics, movies, piracy, politics, communism, religion, and LOST with my co worker, had a relaxing shower at home, went to frozen yogurt with milady and her sister, played wowcards with her, drank a concoction of grenadine, sweetlime, and apple sour like a boss. And my...
Me: I didn't remember what this thing was so I clicked a link and I still donno. *sends link*
Girlfriend: *gets up* ugh, what? *clicks link* A Shoopuf, you made me get out of bed for a Shoopuf? Fuck you.
Girlfriend: (referring to WoW) Some of these plants remind me of Jumanji.
Me: They grow much faster than bamboo, watch out or they'll come after you.
Girlfriend: ...I love you.
I do not posses the baby making device, I only have the fuel that powers it.– Myself, circa 1 am on Skype
Skype at 1 am
Girlfriend: Penis Hamster...I'm done clicking your links.
The soulja boy
So last night I had a dream in which a man named Martin Martini created the dance “The Soulja boy” but he called it the Superman Shuffle. He did this in 1991 and died in 1992 years before Soulja boy was alive. My god my dreams are weird.
Today I was grateful Tumblr has a limit on Posting length, it prevented my beautiful girlfriend from posting a transcript of a amusing but embarrassing nature. Happy it’s staying between us. Edit: it does not, she is just a benevolent soul. :D